Press Release: (Embargoed Until 20/12)
From the doctor's world famous diet clinic head office in Switzerland (for tax avoidance purposes), Dr.OOl has held a press conference to launch this years Xmas appeal for the needy and helpless:
This campaign is dedicated to skinny chicks around the globe that need the doctor's help.
After the huge success of 2008's fundraising campaign "Donuts For The Doomed", in association with over 30 police forces, where Dr.OOl received donations totaling a staggering £3.16, a shiny silver button and a dead moth, we are proud to be associated (we're not) with Pukka Pies. Fattening folk since 1066.
As you know, due to the unique way that Dr.OOl's health clinics are funded (and drained of cash), Dr.OOl aims to help as many skinny bints achieve their true potential and be fatastic.
Like Hannah:
Hannah has enjoyed the doctor's dedication to the busty woman, by improving her mildly chunky frame to being a juggernaut of joy.
Also Carrie:
Carrie came to the doctor in an abysmal state and needed some serious dietary advice. After signing up for the doctor's diet plan "The Joy of Steak", she immediately started to blossom into the gorgeous curvy babe we see today. Dr.OOl then returned the favour and came on Carrie ...
Amelie:
Amelie's proportions were pathetic, not surprisingly she had no sex life and her self confidence was at an all time low. However, 4 weeks in Dr.OOl's hands and shes never had as much bed action as she gets now (the doctor performs this service free of charge) and she swallows gallons of jizz daily. Dr.OOl has also helped her financially, and she now has extra money from her Knobseekers Allowance to enjoy a gallon of ale ... twice per day.
And Stephany:
Gorgeous Stephany really looked 'rank' back in the day. But thanks to Dr.OOl shes filling out nicely and hopes to gain another stone over Xmas. She is now Dr.OOl's personal cock wrangler and custodian of Dr.OOl's blue veined junket pump.
If you want to see more women achieve their dreams and become 'busty for the boys', donate now ! Pies cost pounds ! Pounds are what we need ! Help the doctor help these needy, sad, pathetic, skinny birds.
You can donate via Paypal if you wish. Send donations to the doctor's usual email address.
Or by cheque, cheques should be made payable to "Church of the Awefully Skinny & Horrid", please abbreviate to C.A.S.H.
Send your cheques to:
Reverend Fred OOl,
4, MyCokis Close,
Tucumin,
Middlesex,
4A BJ.
Please note: Reverend F.OOl is not affiliated in any way or a relation of Dr.OOl, its purely coincidental.
End of Press Release.
Media Enquiries:
Nurse Jenny Taylor
Dr.OOl Corporate Communications (Antigua) VLLC
Tel: 0-800-Big-Chicks-And-bOObs
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